By: Leila
Registered User
Top Reviewer
You know it’s a bad massage when the hour drags on, and you can’t wait for it to end. To start with, the massage table didn’t have a cut out for my face so I was either moving my neck from side to side, or not able to breath with my head face down. There is no air flow in the room so it was stuffy and warm. I think the therapist knew one move and repeated it constantly on just one side of my body. After an eternity of discomfort, she asked me to roll over and then said said ok are you done or do you want more? Given the option, I gladly said I was done. She asked if I wanted to shower, which was actually a good idea because the oil was super thick. The shower head wasn’t attached and just hung down. I was given a robe but no towel. As I left I heard half hearted goodbyes, which about summed up the whole half hearted experience.